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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Blogoversary Interview: Mike Cooley

During all of 2012 I was so busy with life that I was unable to pay any real attention to my blog and it’s purpose. I still made posts but not with the fervor of the prior year. Now that I am coming up on my anniversary of starting this blog and my life has become somewhat less cluttered I can start to give it a little more attention. I wanted to kick off this year with something new and fun but I also wanted a chance to give authors a way to shout out to readers. This blogs last anniversary I tried to get authors to give away a digital copy of their book and saw some success with that. However this year I do not want to just have authors giving away books to entice readers into checking them out. Therefore, I invite authors to host me on their blog, website or venue to ask me any questions they feel like asking. I would also like it if they would gift one copy of their paperback to the first person to comment on that post. If there are any authors that would like to participate that would be awesomesauce. But wait there is more. Below you will find some crazy questions that I would like to present to those authors willing to host me. Please copy and paste these questions, answer them and then email it as an attachment to me at arobbins 78 @ gmail dot com. Along with the questions provide me with all the links you can imagine and an excerpt of your book if you would like. Don’t be bashful, the world already knows you are crazy, that is why you write books anyway. After I get the answers to the below I will post them in the order received.

He is Mike Cooley and he wants to invite you into his demented mind. Reader beware!!!!


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If we are supposed to be red with anger, would a Smurf turn purple?

Mike Cooley
Smurfs are blue, like Viagra, so when they get angry they just get taller.

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How many times do you use the word “at” in your latest book?

Mike Cooley
946

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You are endowed with the job of creating one word to describe all human emotions in one word. What word would you create and why?

Mike Cooley
Angstoveatennuiainisry. Because it’s unpronounceable and hard to spell.

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If our time is “my time” plus “your time” then why do we not get twice as much time to complete a task together?

Mike Cooley
Time is a river. When you add one river to another river you just get all washed up.

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Make a sentence out of the following words. (it has to make sense)
a. Additional
b. Subjected
c. Silence
d. Scoundrel
e. Systematic

Mike Cooley
When a man is subjected to silence for an additional time period, it is a systematic way of turning him into a scoundrel.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

Mike Cooley
It depends on whether or not she’s wearing a corset.

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You walk into a bathroom and someone left a book laying there. What is the title and why?

Mike Cooley
Overton Window. Because it’s a piece of shit and they wanted it to feel at home.

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You get abducted by aliens. Where do they take you and why?

Mike Cooley
Milwaukee. Because aliens have shitty taste in beer.

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You wake up somewhere strange completely naked. Why?

Mike Cooley
Because it’s Sunday morning. The same thing happens every Sunday.

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You have to give a deaf, dyslexic directions to your next book signing. How do you accomplish this?

Mike Cooley
I hand them a GPS with the coordinates punched in.

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Finish this joke. An aardvark, moose and platypus enter a bar…

Mike Cooley
An aardvark, moose and platypus enter a bar. A drunk takes one look at them then turns to the bartender and says
“I’ll bet you 50 bucks you can’t guess which one is my ex wife.”

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Why is it that when people are asked what they would take with them to a deserted island, no one says “boat”?

Mike Cooley
Because most people don’t want to come back.

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If the fans of Doctor Who are called “whovians” and Whos come from Whoville, are they one in the same?

Mike Cooley
No, because Whoville is smaller on the inside.

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You are allowed only one word from now on to use to describe everything. What word would you choose and why?

Mike Cooley
Magnificent! Because it sounds good when used sarcastically.

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Does a Timex really take licking to keep on ticking?

Mike Cooley
A what? Is that one of those 19th century devices people used to strap onto their bodies?

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How can Nationwide really be on everyone’s side?

Mike Cooley
Commercials are the devil’s handiwork.

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You wake up in the kitchen, chocolate syrup and whipped crème everywhere. Explain yourself.

Mike Cooley
I was constructing a Harmonic Generator Intermodulator and there was an explosion.

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If Einstein is right and the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, would that not make sex insane?

Mike Cooley
Einstein was wrong. Insanity is just a label normal people give to things they don’t understand.

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How much was that puppy in the window?

Mike Cooley
$800 for a Shit Sue? You gotta be farkin’ with me!

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Congrats, you made it to the last question. Why?

Mike Cooley
I’m supposed to be working, but this was more fun.


Now that you have finished the test you may proceed to hawking your wares. Please be kind and assault our imaginations with your words. For those who do not know it INDIE AUTHORS ROCK. For more things INDIE please visit IWU on Facebook.


I’m Mike Cooley, and I write all kinds of demented stuff. I have everything from a Twilight parody to a Harry Potter parody

to Epic Fantasy books out. You can find out more about me at my blog: http://mikecooleyfiction.com

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