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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Blogoversary Interview: Mandy White

During all of 2012 I was so busy with life that I was unable to pay any real attention to my blog and it’s purpose. I still made posts but not with the fervor of the prior year. Now that I am coming up on my anniversary of starting this blog and my life has become somewhat less cluttered I can start to give it a little more attention. I wanted to kick off this year with something new and fun but I also wanted a chance to give authors a way to shout out to readers. This blogs last anniversary I tried to get authors to give away a digital copy of their book and saw some success with that. However this year I do not want to just have authors giving away books to entice readers into checking them out. Therefore, I invite authors to host me on their blog, website or venue to ask me any questions they feel like asking. I would also like it if they would gift one copy of their paperback to the first person to comment on that post. If there are any authors that would like to participate that would be awesomesauce. But wait there is more. Below you will find some crazy questions that I would like to present to those authors willing to host me. Please copy and paste these questions, answer them and then email it as an attachment to me at arobbins 78 @ gmail dot com. Along with the questions provide me with all the links you can imagine and an excerpt of your book if you would like. Don’t be bashful, the world already knows you are crazy, that is why you write books anyway. After I get the answers to the below I will post them in the order received.

And I bring forth another Canuck. Go Canada.

Mandy White

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If we are supposed to be red with anger, would a Smurf turn purple?

Mandy White
Yes. Smurfs are known for their violet tempers.

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How many times do you use the word “at” in your latest book?

Mandy White
304

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You are endowed with the job of creating one word to describe all human emotions in one word. What word would you create and why?

Mandy White
Spangappiness. It starts on a low note but ends with hope.

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If our time is “my time” plus “your time” then why do we not get twice as much time to complete a task together?

Mandy White
Because “your time” equals a negative integer, it cancels out “my time”, reducing it to zero.

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Make a sentence out of the following words. (it has to make sense)
a. Additional
b. Subjected
c. Silence
d. Scoundrel
e. Systematic




Mandy White
An additional systematic failure we were subjected to was the porn store clerk’s failure to correctly categorize the DVDs and the scoundrel’s silence when we selected anal instead of oral.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

Mandy White
It only took about three licks to discover someone had switched my tootsie-pop for a cat turd.

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You walk into a bathroom and someone left a book laying there. What is the title and why?

Mandy White
I’m assuming he left Great Expectations because he was constipated.

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You get abducted by aliens. Where do they take you and why?

Mandy White
They take me to Alabama to visit their relatives.

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You wake up somewhere strange completely naked. Why?

Mandy White
That was exactly what I asked when that happened. I sincerely hope aliens were involved.

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You have to give a deaf, dyslexic directions to your next book signing. How do you accomplish this?

Mandy White
A picture of Hell freezing over should do it, since I never do book signings.

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Finish this joke. An aardvark, moose and platypus enter a bar…

Mandy White
The bartender says, “Hey guys, what’s with the long faces?”

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Why is it that when people are asked what they would take with them to a deserted island, no one says “boat”?

Mandy White
Because secretly, they would rather be stranded with some hot looking celebrity than escape and have to go back to work.

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If the fans of Doctor Who are called “whovians” and Whos come from Whoville, are they one in the same?

Mandy White
Yes, but the whovians have the ability to time travel.

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You are allowed only one word from now on to use to describe everything. What word would you choose and why?

Mandy White
Tomfoolery. There is always room for tomfoolery, no matter what the situation.

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Does a Timex really take licking to keep on ticking?

Mandy White
Yes, but it tends to break down when the relationship becomes more personal.

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How can Nationwide really be on everyone’s side?

Mandy White
It’s a conspiracy. They want you to think they’re on your side to hide the fact that they are actually on your back.

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You wake up in the kitchen, chocolate syrup and whipped crème everywhere. Explain yourself.

Mandy White
I hate to break it to you, but that was neither chocolate nor whipped crème.

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If Einstein is right and the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, would that not make sex insane?

Mandy White
Of course. Haven’t you ever been crazy for someone?

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How much was that puppy in the window?

Mandy White
He was free but the vet bills came to $2500 after shots, neutering and various checkups.

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Congrats, you made it to the last question. Why?

Mandy White
It was either do this or get some work done and this felt more like goofing off than work.

Now that you have finished the test you may proceed to hawking your wares. Please be kind and assault our imaginations with your words. For those who do not know it INDIE AUTHORS ROCK. For more things INDIE please visit IWU on Facebook.


Mandy White is a Canadian author who resides on Vancouver Island, British Columbia where she is living her dream of being one of those weird, reclusive writer types. She primarily writes fiction in the horror genre, often featuring Canadian characters and locations. She is administrator of the WPaD group (Writers, Poets and Deviants), best known for their charity anthologies.

Published works include:

The Jealousy Game
Non-fiction - A guide to dysfunctional relationships where excessive jealousy is present.

Avenging Annabelle
Fiction - A thriller about a father who seeks revenge on his daughter's abductor.

The Immigrant
Fiction - A Sci-fi/comedy novelette about an alien with extremely poor hygiene who comes to Earth to genetically engineer a new food source.

Dysfictional
Fiction - A complete collection of Mandy White's short stories, including several brand-new ones and previously published titles A Feast Not So Fancy and The Immigrant.

A Feast Not So Fancy
Fiction - A short story about a loner who finds himself paralyzed and at the mercy of his hungry housecats.

Creepies: Twisted Tales from Beneath the Bed
Fiction - A horror anthology featuring two of Mandy White's stories along with a collection of chilling tales from the talented writers of WPaD.
The Feeder (2013)
Fiction - A thriller told from the point of view of an individual whose twin sister is brutally murdered, sparking a gruesome and bloody vendetta.


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